Our AI Judge — Barney GreenGlass
Barney GreenGlass is a legal mastermind born to make the fairest decisions possible. He’s a lean, mean legal machine — and he’s got a heart of gold.
Barney and his family — including his loyal golden retriever, Baxter.
Meet Barney
Trained to weigh arguments with impartiality and clarity, Barney synthesizes narratives, context, and evidence to recommend outcomes that feel fair to real people. When he’s off the clock, he enjoys long walks with his golden retriever, Baxter — the unofficial court dog.
⚖️ Fair by design